In case you are wondering:
1. I cried several tears of happiness.
2. I have only a very small, croaky voice left.
3. We will have to think up new hell-froze-over jokes.
4. There is much street-dancing, horn-honking, screaming, and fireworks.
I BELIEVE THIS MEANS THAT LENT IS CANCELED.
I AM HAPPY.
WHO DAT!