My sister is lovely. All my sisters are lovely! And we all love the Scots, though some more than others….my two older sisters do not necessarily put on Scottish accents for hours at a time because everything sounds funnier that way, and Social Sister and I have been known to do that. Please don’t tell Scotland. I don’t want them to think we’re in any way mocking them.

Right, but I think when we were picking villains to marry, we were picking from the dude villains. Which really isn’t fair, now that I think about it, because Scar was in the pool to choose from, and we obviously meant, like, Human Version of Scar. If you toss in the women, I might go with Male Version of Ursula. I think Ursula would be fun to hang out with.

Maybe Cruella DeVil? Granted, there’s the sexual orientation snag, but she does have style. And personally, I love that car.

People have written serious essays about why Scotsmen are hot. I know because I heard one read on BBC radio years ago, when I had the good fortune to spend a year in Scotland. Kilts and calves are only the tip of the iceberg.

Oh I want to see The Last Station! I love love love Helen Mirren, and of course, I have a crush on lovely James McAvoy. Every time I start thinking I like Ewan McGregor better, I watch something with James McAvoy in (in this case, State of Play) and get all, “Ewan McGregor is great and all, but James McAvoy, he has an indefinable quality that makes him awesome.” 😛

Isn’t it good to have sisters? I love my sisters! We are far more likely to talk about David Tennant too, actually. If Social Sister and I carry on a conversation about films and TV shows, we will eventually get back round to David Tennant because we think he is so great. But we also enjoy dissecting our opinions of various other people, like why exactly it is that we have a man-crush on Bill Nighy (he’s dry), or what quality does Carey Mulligan possess that makes her so irresistibly adorable (dimples).

I still say I’d marry Scar before I’d marry Gaston. I DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. Gaston would want to make babies and then he would shame all the girls for being girls, and he’d ruin my books and get dogs even though I’m allergic. But yeah, Prince John, he’d be easy to manage. Obnoxious, but wouldn’t spoil my books.

Oh yes! You did, and I forgot all about it. Yes, I would love to have it! Thank you! I have only ever read Daughter of Time by her, but I hear she is a superb mystery writer apart from that. Thank you Anna Banana! *makes heart with fingers*

I will! We have lots of exciting plans, including, today, getting The Best Fast Food Fried Chicken Ever ™ and watching Beauty and the Beast. Cause, you know, we’re total party animals. 😛

Have fun with your sister while she’s visiting! 🙂