Other people think I do. It’s more my vocabulary and phrasing than anything, I think: “Scootch over”, “I’ve BEEN doing that,” “He was all over me like white on rice.”

I’ll say “fixing to” pretty inevitably at some point. But I’ll try and combine them: “Y’all fixing to close? Looks like I got here just in time!”

Ah, ice cream for breakfast! That reminds me of college. 🙂 We had a soft-serve machine in the dorm cafeteria, so I completely understand.

which is nice, but I want baklava for my yall!

Oh, I do not judge you at all. When I lived in London for a month in 2005, I used to go to McDonald’s many mornings after visiting the bookstore that was near me. Because I wanted ice cream for breakfast, which I think is far more worthy of censure than simply eating at fast food places when abroad.

Yeah, I am thinking I need to play it up. I only sound Southern in certain moments, but I am poor and free food is glorious, and I feel I could really benefit by broadening my accent. :p

If I had met you, and you had said you were Canadian, I would have told you I knew your national anthem, and then I would have sung it, and then if I had had food to give, I’d’ve given you food. Truuuue paaaaatriot loooooove in all thy sons command!

I think that many accents are underappreciated. If only someone would make me the arbiter of who got free food! (Well, no, that wouldn’t work, I’d suggest free food to everyone.)

That is lame. But I will buy you baklava sometime, Anna darling. <3