Tag: I saw one episode of Dexter and that was more than enough for me and I don’t really care for Michael Hall anyway and I get him mixed up with Anthony Michael Hall but they aren’t the same person

I do not. Do. Serial killers. I bring this up to explain the multi-year gap between reading the first volume of Locke and Key (like 2011ish I want to say?) and now, finishing the series. The first volume gets kinda serial-killer-y, is my recollection, and I did not care for that. I will not abide with stories about serial killers, except I guess that one time I made an exception for Lauren Beukes because everyone said “definitely definitely make an exception for Lauren Beukes” okay but apart from that, NO EXCEPTIONS. Locke and Key, incidentally, is not about serial killers. It’s about…